(Me): Sir, what’s the address of where the car is?
(Sir): My address is ***, but my car is not here. It’s at my MIL’s house.
(Me): Ok, so what’s the address?
(Sir): You come down 40 and turn here and turn there.
(Me): So do you have an address or cross streets?
(Sir): blah, blah, blah
(Me): Sir, is that Oak like a tree?
(Sir): Yes, blah, blah, blah
(Me): Yes, sir. Is that cross street Sixth like the number?
(Sir): No, it’s blah blah.
(Me): Is that like five six?
(Sir): No, it’s blah blah.
(Me): I’m sorry sir I’m having trouble understanding you. Is that sixth like one two three four five six?
(Sir): No, it’s blah blah
(Me): So it isn’t sixth the number?
(Sir): No, it’s blah like one two three four five six.
(Me): *stunned silence*
Okay, that would make me CRAZY! Did you go to Mayberrys tonight? I can't seem to get my act together with the baby yet to make it over there!
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